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我在追求一个女生,每天发去短信无数,可那女生从来都不回复。好友知道后就对我说:“女人的天性是好奇,就你这样还想追女生呢,看我的!”于是他用我的手机给那女生发了一条短信:“你是我们学校的三大美女之一,但我只喜欢你。”半分钟后,女生回了短信:“另外两个是谁?你为什么只喜欢我?”今天出门打了一辆出租车,师傅不知道路线就开了导航。过了一会儿,导航仪发出声音:“前方100米有飞机。”我说:“牛啊,啥导航这么高端!连飞机都能探测到。”不到两秒钟,
I am in the pursuit of a girl, send text messages every day numerous, but that girl never reply. My friend told me after he got it: “The nature of a woman is curious, so she wants to catch a girl and look at me!” So he sent a text message to that girl using my cellphone: “You are our One of the three beautiful girls in the school, but I only like you. ”After half a minute, the girls back sms: “ The other two are? Why do you only like me? ”Today went out and hit a taxi, Master did not know the route on the navigation. After a while, the navigator made a sound: “There’s a plane in front of 100 meters.” I said: “Cow, what’s the point of navigating such a high end! Even planes can detect.” "Less than two seconds,