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高中的时候,我们班有俩睡神,姑且叫他们睡神甲和睡神乙吧。睡神甲是个女生,主要表现为下课就睡。感觉她就像一个插了电才醒着的人,老师一说下课,相当于把电源给拔了,然后她“整个人生”立马就瘫在了桌子上。相比之下,身为男生的睡神乙的“睡神生涯”要精彩得多。最经典的一次发生在英语早读课上。英语老师来的时候,他正酣睡。据说英语老师是他的一个表姐,所以对他从来不客气。那天老师可能也是真的怒了,二话不说就扇了他一个耳光,
When we were in high school, both of us slept in God’s sleep, let’s call them Sleeping God and Sleeping God. Sleeping God K is a girl, mainly for get out of class to sleep. She feels like a waking up people plugged in, the teacher said after class, equivalent to the power to pull, and then she “whole life ” immediately paralyzed the table. In contrast, as a boy sleeping God B’s “sleep God career” to be much more wonderful. The most classic occurs in English morning reading class. He was sleeping as the English teacher came. It is said that the English teacher is one of his cousins, so he never welcome. That day the teacher may be really angry, apart from anything else to fan him a slap in the face,