随着儿子“呱呱”坠地,我与妻子的幸福生活发生了翻天覆地的变化——双双沦为儿子的“奴隶”。儿子渴了、饥了、尿了、屙了,每天折磨得人头晕脑胀。可不管儿子怎么闹,妻子都无怨无悔,我却有点吃不消。说实在话,儿子安安静静睡着了,看着他那圆圆的小脸,胖胖的小手,我真想亲上两口。可到了晚上,他一会儿哭一会儿闹,我就有点受不了了。为了解脱,我想出个主意,对妻子说:“现在儿子是咱们家的重点保护对象,为了不至于我晚上睡觉不老实压着孩子,咱们还是分床睡。你和儿子睡大床,我睡小床。”小 As my son “quacks” to the ground, the happy life of my wife and I have undergone tremendous changes - both reduced to the son of “slave.” My son thirsty, hungry, urine, nausea, tortured daily people dizzy. But no matter how his son downtown, his wife no regrets, but I was a bit too much. To be honest, his son was asleep quietly, looking at his round face, fat little hand, I really want to kiss on both. But at night, he cried while crying for a while, and I could not bear it. In order to escape, I come up with ideas, said to his wife: “Now my son is the focus of our family protection, in order not to sleep at night I did not honestly press the child, we still sleep in bed. Sleeping small bed. ”Small