一 古希腊哲学家苏格拉底,有一次正在与朋友高谈阔论,他的妻子突然闯进来大喊大叫,接着就把一盆水泼到他头上。朋友们看着落汤鸡似的苏格拉底,不禁愕然。谁知,苏格拉底却笑了,说:“我早就料到了,雷声过后,一定是倾盆大雨。”朋友们闻之,也纷纷大笑。 二 一次,英国作家小仲马应邀去看一个朋友的剧本演出。剧作者和小仲马一起坐在最前排的位子上。看戏时,小仲马老是回头数着:“一个、两个、三个……” “您在干什么?”剧作者问。 “我在替你数打瞌睡的人。” 不久,小仲马的《茶花女》公演了。这次,那个朋友也回过头来 Socrates, an ancient Greek philosopher, once talked loudly with his friends, his wife suddenly broke into the shouting, then poured a pot of water to his head. Friends looked desperate Socrates, can not help but stunned. Who knows, Socrates laughed and said: “I had expected, thunder after it must be downpour.” Friends smell, but also have a laugh. Once again, British writer Xiao Zhongma was invited to see a friend’s screenplay. Playwright and Xiaozhong Ma sit in the forefront of the seat together. When watching a movie, Xiao Zhong Ma always looked back: “One, two, three ...” “What are you doing?” The playwright asks. “I’m counting on you for falling asleep.” Soon, the Dumas’ Camellia show was performed. This time, that friend also turned around