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公元1997年8月13日 一、选用成都地区(经检验未受各种辐射及生化污染)的优质泥土,采用1.5cm厚木工板制作600×400×300cm包装箱,用油漆将木箱内外漆成白色,把所选优质泥土装入箱内(邮寄时密封)。 二、在包装箱外详细填写如表格所示。 三、其余4只木箱分别寄往美国、埃及、澳大利亚、日本。 四、《邮政慢件》行为实施记录: 作者于1997年8月13日下午3点正,将盛满泥土的五只木箱运往成都沙弯中国邮政大厅,在办完邮寄的一些必要手续后,作者告知了作人员所寄泥土于公元1997年8月13日寄出,必须在公元2136年8月13日分别投递日本,澳大利亚,埃及和奥地利之后,她们显得惊愕,无法理解的神情,但职业精神驱使她们很认真地查询了邮往各国的费用,并检查邮寄物品,过磅称,但始终无法回答作者要求的139年“慢件”能否投递,于是找来领导解决。邮政大楼国际部的领导在听完情况汇报后,沉吟片刻:“根据规定,投递的邮件在取件时都有时限要求,一般邮件如在一个月内无人认领就会被退返,特殊邮件放宽期限——三个月,最长的不能超过一年,并首先要与他国邮局取得联系认可,手续也十分复杂……”最后,领导表示该邮递业务不能完成,“十分”sorry。“慢件”,终未寄出。
January 13, 1997 I. Selection of high-quality soil in Chengdu (tested not to be affected by various kinds of radiation and biochemical pollution), using 1.5cm thick wood board to make 600 × 400 × 300cm crates, paint the inside and outside of the wooden box with paint Into white, the selected high-quality soil into the box (sealed by mail). Second, fill out the box as shown in the table. Third, the remaining four boxes were sent to the United States, Egypt, Australia, Japan. Fourth, the “postal service” record of the implementation of the act: the author at 13:00 on August 13, 1997 is positive, the five wooden boxes full of soil shipped to Chengdu Sha Wan China Post Hall, after finishing the necessary procedures by mail , The author informs them that the soil they were sent to was dispatched on August 13, 1997, and they must be sent Japan, Australia, Egypt, and Austria on August 13, 2136, respectively, with astonished and incomprehensible look, Professionalism drove them to conscientiously check the cost of shipping to all countries, and check the mailing goods, weighing, but always unable to answer the author’s 139-year “slow” can deliver, so get the leadership to solve. After listening to the situation report, the leaders of the international department of the postal administration pondered for a moment: “According to the regulations, postal mail delivery has time-limit requirements when withdrawing items. Normal mail items will be returned if there is no claim within one month. Special mail Relax the deadline - three months, the longest can not be more than a year, and first of all have to get in touch with the post office of his country recognition, the procedure is very complicated ... ... ”Finally, the leadership said the postal business can not be completed,“ very ”sorry. “Slow pieces”, the final did not send.