有一天立辛感叹说,那个女人为什么卖鱼呢?一身腥味,你去建议她卖水果吧,这样你可以多吃点水果,我也可以给她起个好听的名字,叫水果西施。叫鱼西施多不文雅,谁听说过漂亮女人跟鱼能扯到一起。我忽然想到“沉鱼落雁”这个词,就发了过去。立辛立刻发来一个惊奇的表情,说,真没想到,我的老弟居然这么诗意,你真会伪装啊。其实这是上次我随团旅游时那个导游说的。那天早上上车出发,很多人还没睡醒,导游便开说了:明天咱在山里旅行,自由活动,女士们不要单独行动,最好找个男士陪着。对了,女士们别忘了背上绑个枕头,随时能睡,像人家日本女人一样。日本人没有姓,只有名,是用睡觉地点取名的。比方在松树下睡了生下的就叫松下,在河边睡了生下的就叫渡边。车上一下子哄笑起来。后来导游又对一个女孩说,哎呀,说你沉鱼落雁可千万别上当,任何一个女人走到水边鱼都会被吓得沉了下去。车厢里又是一阵笑声。当时我就想起了那个卖鱼的女人。后来立辛说据他研究,那个导游的“沉鱼说”是从庄子来的。庄子,知道吗?我说知道,中国有三个哲学家,一个老孔,一个老庄。他说那第三个呢?我说你没听说过吗,世界上有两种数学家,一种会数,一种不会数。两种,懂不懂?我发过去三个手指的图案。他被我搞的一愣,马上说,哎呀,没想到你的幽默水平也见长啊。 One day Lixin lamented that the woman why sell fish? A smell, you go to recommend her to sell fruit, so you can eat more fruit, I can give her a good name, called fruit Shih Tzu. Is not called elegant fish Xishi, who heard that beautiful women can pull together with the fish. I suddenly thought of “the fishes and sailboats ” the word, it sent in the past. Li Xin immediately sent a surprised expression, saying, I really did not expect, my brother actually so poetic, you are really disguised ah. In fact, this is the last time I accompanied the tour that tour guide said. On the morning of the day on the train, many people have not yet woke up, the tour guide will say: Tomorrow we are traveling in the mountains, free activities, the ladies do not act alone, it is best to find a man to accompany. Yes, ladies do not forget to tie a pillow on their backs, ready to sleep, like the Japanese woman. Japanese no name, only name, is to use the name of the sleeping place. For example, under the pine tree was born under the sleep called Panasonic, born under the river is called Watanabe. Car suddenly laugh up. Later, the tour guide said to a girl, alas, you can not be fooled by a flock of geese. Any woman who walks to the water will be scared to sink. In the car is a laugh. At that time I remembered the woman selling fish. Lixin said later that according to his research, the tour guide’s “Swordfish” was from Chuang Tzu. Zhuangzi, do you know? I said, China has three philosophers, one old hole and one Laozhuang. He said that the third? I said you have never heard of it, there are two kinds of mathematicians in the world, one kind of meeting, one kind can not count. Two, do not understand? I made the last three finger patterns. He was surprised me a moment, immediately said, alas, did not expect your level of humor also long.