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1、不许动！抢劫！全部举起手来！男的站左边,女的站右边,变态的站中间,哎！说的就是你,还装着看手机！ 2、由于你的移动电话外型极其丑陋,中国移动已给你停机。请本月底前来办理停机手续。 3、猪的四大理想:四周篱笆全撤掉,天上往下掉饲料。世界屠夫死翘翘,全国人民信回教。 4、单身是领悟,恋爱是失误,分手是觉悟,结婚是错误,离婚是大彻大悟！没有情人是废物,情人多了是动物！ 5、两头牛在吃草。其中一头说:“最近流行疯牛病,我们不会被传染上吧?”另一头说:“不会,我们是袋鼠啊。”已经疯了！
1, do not move! robbery! All hands up! Male station on the left, female station on the right, perverted station middle, hey! That is you, but also installed to see the phone! 2, due to the extremely ugly appearance of your mobile phone, China Mobile has given you downtime. Please come to the end of this month for stop procedures. 3, the four ideal pigs: all the fences around the withdrawal of the sky down feed. World Butcher die upturned, the people of the country believe in Islam. 4, single is comprehension, love is a mistake, breaking up is enlightenment, marriage is wrong, divorce is a big thoroughfare! No lover is waste, lover more animal! 5, two cows grazing. One said: “The recent epidemic of mad cow disease, we will not be contagious?” The other end said: “No, we are kangaroo ah.” Crazy!