前些日子听说鲁兄(注:姓鲁名能,因自幼长于泰山脚下故字唤泰山)出门被俩老外打了,俺听罢呵呵一笑:我呸你一脸红胭脂,让你满村的乱传小谣言,让你说瞎话不脸红。想俺鲁兄是何等人物,自幼大葱就煎饼养得贼壮,前年还在一次十四人参加的“群殴杯”中膀子一晃直杀出一条血路,得了个“霸王”称号。后挨打者不服又从B村纠集了十余人与鲁能叫板,俺鲁兄一葱头把众人给抽得前仰后翻,那些人顾不得擦去满头满脸的“葱鼻涕”就撒丫子四散逃去。把俺们村的人给乐的屁颠屁颠的,敲锣打鼓在村口迎接,自此俺村的村口便立了一面猎猎飘扬的大旗上书“王霸”二字。 后又有一日如厕,俺随手翻一报纸满眼的“骨感美女”身披各村村服,看来看去那闺女还是穿上俺村的村服最好看,腿显的倍儿 A few days ago I heard Lu Xiong (Note: surnamed Lu name energy, because of his childhood as long as the foot of Mount Tai at the foot of the word call Taishan) go out by the two foreigners hit, I listened Hehe smile: I 呸 you a blush rouge, so you full of the village Rumorless little rumor, so you do not bluff blush. I want Lulu brothers who, since childhood onion pancake raise thief Zhuang, the year before last year is still a fourteen people to participate in the “group beating cup” in the middle of a wave of arm straight out of a trail of blood, got a “King” title. After being beaten by those who rebel from the village of B gathered more than ten people and Luneng barking, I Lu brother a onion to ponder the crowd to ponder over, those people refused to wipe his face full of “green onion” spread Caesar scattered Escaped. The people in our village to music Pidianpidian, gongs and drums in the village to greet, since I village village will set up a banner flying hunting banner “Wangba” word. After another day on the toilet, I readily turn a newspaper full of “skinny beauty” wearing the village dress, it seems to see that girl or put on the village dress I look best, leg was double