有个医疗广告是这样的:给我们拿钱来,我们给您治痔疮;要不就留着您的钱,也留着您的痔疮。留着钱不痛苦,留着痔疮可是真难受。据说,连进攻意识绝伦的强硬派拿破仑都被痔疮所害,无法骑马外出视察军队,也无法与前线军官们商讨战局,终于导致了滑铁卢战役的失败—— There is a medical ad like this: Give us money, we give you hemorrhoids; or keep your money, but also keep your hemorrhoids. Keeping money is not painful, leaving hemorrhoids, but really uncomfortable. It is said that even Napoleon, a hardened-minded offensive attacker who was harmed by hemorrhoids and unable to go out on a horse-riding inspection or discuss the battle with the front-line officers, finally led to the defeat of the Battle of Waterloo -