麻醉某出版商委托一位摄影师设计一本书的封面,谈价时遇到了困难。出版商要求封面要有鳄鱼拥抱美女的镜头。摄影师向出版商解释,为了使模特放心,必须麻醉鳄鱼,但这样一来费用就高得多。出版商想了一会儿,然后问:“麻醉模特要多少钱?”争胜一个高个子女人和一个矮个子男人争执不下。高个子女人说“我要和你比高低!” Anesthesia A publisher commissioned a photographer to design a cover for a book and encountered price difficulties. The publisher asked the cover to have a crocodile hug the beauty of the lens. The photographer explained to the publisher that in order to reassure the model, the crocodile must be anesthetized, but the cost is much higher. The publisher thought for a moment and then asked: “How much does the anesthesia model cost?” “It’s a dispute with a tall woman and a short man. Tall woman said ”I want to compare with you!"