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一男子进入教堂开始和上帝对话。他问:“主啊,一百万美元对你意味着什么?”上帝回答:“一便士。”男子又问:“那一百万年呢?”上帝说:“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道:“上帝,我能得到一便士吗?”上帝回答:“过一秒钟。”老师:凯温,这次你怎么迟到了?凯温:对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,砸坏了两个手指头。老师:我没看见任何绷带。凯温:噢,砸的不是我的手指头!我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
A man entered the church and began to talk to God. He asks, “Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?” “God replied:” A penny. “And the man again asked:” What a million years? “God said: A second. ”“ The last man asks: ”God, can I get a penny?“ God replied: ”A second.“ ”Teacher: Kevin, how are you late? : Sorry, teacher, I was nailing at home, smashed two fingers. Teacher: I did not see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, it’s not my finger! I call my sister’s nails.