“在远处人堆中有个女孩突然向你微笑着,并且挥手打招呼,可是无论如何你也记不起她是谁,你认为究竟发生了什么事?A 她可能是个星探想发掘我;B 可能她是和自己的男朋友打招呼,而那人站在我的背后;C 可能我掉下了什么东西;D 不知她是谁,但一定是个讨厌的女人,请选择——”妻一脸严肃地等待我的回答。“B。”按照常理,我想我应该选“B”。“你认为男主外女主内是自然定律,做家务是妻子的责任,就算做到很累你也不会帮她,严格地说你不是一个体贴的丈夫。”妻的测试结果一字一顿,掷地有声。天哪,这都哪跟哪呀,都是谁出的馊题目,我真是比窦娥还冤哪。这是我每天的必修课。记不清从什么时候起妻迷上了爱情测试,报纸、杂志、电视、网络、短信,一有这方面的资讯就如获至宝,拿回来让我回答,似乎这是考察我爱情忠贞度和合格指数的最佳法门。虽然我对妻强加给我的“情商一般”的评价持保留态度,虽然只是一些简单的 ABCD 选择题,但我还是被这些测试搞得心力交瘁,叫苦不迭。妻对测试是极其认真的,刚开始,总认为那所谓 “In the middle of the heap a girl suddenly smiles at you and waves and greets, but in any case you can not remember who she is, what do you think happened? A She might be a star Explore me ; B may she and his boyfriend say hello, and that person is standing behind me; C may I dropped something; D I do not know who she is, but must be a nasty woman, please choose - ”wife A look of serious waiting for my answer. “B. ” According to common sense, I think I should choose “B ”. “Do you think the main male and female main is a natural law within the house, the housework is the wife’s responsibility, even if it is very tired you will not help her, strictly speaking you are not a considerate husband.” “Wife test results a Word meal, throwing sound. God, where are you with what ah, who is the subject of the 馊, I really is more than Dou E injustice. This is my daily compulsory course. I do not remember when my wife became fascinated with love tests, newspapers, magazines, TV, internet, sms and so on. The best way to pass the index. Although I held my wife’s evaluation of ”EQ General," I am still struggling with these tests despite being a simple ABCD multiple choice question. Wife on the test is extremely serious, just started, always think that so-called