请看小笑话:某甲总喜欢吹牛,有一次当着某丙和某丁又吹了起来:“我能妙解汉字,比如‘品’字肯定是三个人在亲吻。”某丁的反驳更让某甲难堪:“照这么说,‘器’字就是四个人和一只狗在亲嘴。”某甲听了,顿时哭笑不得。显然,他在某丁的反驳面前出了个大洋相。还有个故事。一次,有个武将曾挖苦文官:“你们文人没有用!诸葛亮七擒孟获,逮的就是姓孟的,这位姓孟也真糟糕,他肯定是孟子的后代!”见文官没吭声,武将得意之极,不料彬彬有礼的文官 See a little joke: A total like bragging, once in a while and a small Ding and blew up: “I can understand Chinese characters, such as ’product’ word is certainly three people kissing. Refute the more embarrassed to make a: ”So to say, ’device’ word is four people and a dog kissed. “ Someone heard, suddenly dumbfounding. Obviously, he came out in front of the reticent Dingding Ocean. There is a story. Once, there was a military commander who had sarcastic civil servants: ”Your literati no use! Zhuge Liang seven catch Meng, arrest is surnamed Meng, the surname Meng is also terrible, he certainly is the descendant of Mencius!" , The military commander proud of the extreme, unexpectedly polite civil service