幼时听外婆讲则笑话:说古时一庙中住着几十号和尚,分工特细,一顽皮小和尚专门干洗菜的活儿。日子久了生厌烦情绪。一次,他朝洗好的菜中撒了一泡尿,以发泄不满。待众僧吃毕忍不住好笑,便又说了出来,众僧大怒,小和尚将受皮肉之苦时,老方丈阻止说“眼不见为净,罢了……” Listen to grandmother when young is a joke: a temple in ancient time lived in dozens of monks, special division of labor, a naughty monk specializing in the work of dry cleaning dishes. Life long tired of emotions. Once, he splashed his urine into the washed dish to vent his dissatisfaction. When all the monks could not help but could not help but laugh, they said it again. When the monks were furious, the monk would suffer from the flesh and blood. The old abbot stopped saying "