你完全没有必要怀疑,我不是左嗓子,就是右嗓子。总之,我的歌声是空前绝后的难听。因此,绝大多数时间里,我一直对自己连走带跑加变调的、不男不女的花腔毫无信心。所以,我总是选择星期天在家里唱“卡拉OK”。说真的,我实在怕自己在大街上一不留神唱出声来,被人误解为谁在兜售以前的破唱片。我丑陋不堪的歌声在家里一般不会遭到围攻或者罚款。这主要归功于我有一个既不识谱又唱不完整一支歌的太太,以及一个从来都把所有的歌唱成一个调儿的儿子。如果某一个星期天,你偶然经过我的家门,你可能会被我们家男女三人混合唱感动得手脚冰凉,身上起鸡皮疙瘩,因为你还从没有在一个美好的星期天独自享受过这么辉煌灿烂的走调。这时候,你肯定会以为我们是有意把歌唱走调的。有一瞬间,你甚至可能觉得:歌,只有唱走调才更有味道。 You have absolutely no doubt, I am not the left throat, right throat. In short, my singing is unthinkable after all. Therefore, most of the time, I have been on their own run away plus change, no boys and girls of no confidence. So, I always choose to sing “Karaoke” at home on Sunday. Seriously, I was really afraid I’d sing it on the street in an inattentive manner and be misunderstood as who was peddling old breaking records. My ugly song is generally not besieged or fined at home. This is mainly because I have a wife who neither knows nor does it sing a song, and a son who has always sung all the songs as a tune. If on a certain Sunday, you accidentally pass through my home, you may be touched by the mixed singing of our family of three men and three women who have had goose bumps because you never enjoyed such brilliant splendor on a wonderful Sunday out of tune. At this time, you will surely think that we are interested in singing the tune. For a moment, you may even think: song, singing only tune more taste.