超市里的萝卜带着长长的缨。捡了只小个的,下意识地把缨拽了。“妈,你怎么能这样?”我家小孩嚷。啊?我真不是故意的,你别嚷嚷了让别人听见了多不好。“这事很严重好吧!怎么你现在成没文化的家庭妇女了!”小孩还是气呼呼的。“求求你别说了,我保证,保证绝不会再犯类似错误……”小子我是你娘啊,这么不依不饶的,你是我亲生的吗。常常想,如果你不是二十岁。如果你四十五十,腆着个大啤酒肚,满嘴荤段子四处追小姑娘,算计老娘 Radishes in the supermarket with long tassels. Picking up only a small, subconsciously pulled. “Mom, how can you do this?” “My child shouts. Ah? I really did not mean, do not yell to let others hear more than good. ”This is a very serious matter! Well, you are now a non-cultural family women! “ Children still angry. ”Please beg you not to mention, I promise, I promise I will never make a similar mistake ... " Boy I am your mother ah, so do not abase, you are my own life. Often think, if you are not twenty years old. If you forty-five, with a beer belly, full of meat dumplings chase girl, calculate the old lady