注:以下发言皆属“一塌糊涂”的胡思乱想,如有雷同,纯属巧合。没有人会希望变成一只狗,正像一只狗不希望变成人一样。可“一塌糊涂”是个例外。它小小的狗脑袋里,每天都在忙着和米弯弯斗智斗勇。想着怎么把妈妈赏赐的肉骨头藏在一个更保险的地方,因为上次藏在爸爸的鞋里,已经被米弯弯发现。米弯弯并不计较爸爸的臭脚丫子味儿,几口就啃得干干净净:还要想着怎么才能在晚上偷偷摸摸地爬上米弯弯的大床,而不被妈妈发现,或者不被米弯弯梦里的临门一脚踢到地上:还要想着……反正,“一塌糊涂”觉得自己累坏了,小小的狗脑袋里 Note: The following statements are “unconscious” cranky, if identical, is purely coincidental. No one will wish to become a dog, just as a dog does not want to become a man. Can be “mess” is an exception. Its little dog's head is busy wrestling with rice every day. Thinking of how to hide the bones of her mother's reward in a more secure place, since the last hide in my daddy's shoes was found by the bend in the rice. Bending meters do not care about my smelly foot tasteless son, a few mouthfuls of chewed clean: but also think of how to steal the bed at night, sneaky rice bend, without being found or not to be mothers Mi curved dream of kicked kick to the ground: but also thinking ... ... anyway, “mess” feel tired, little dog's head