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NO.1最匪夷所思的家规大盘点一班之长:但凡在家,碰陶瓷类锅碗瓢勺不能发出声音。这技能我经过多年苦练,终于出神入化。后来我爸爸又制定了一条新家规——家中来客,放屁不能发出声音。学霸:这本《人体生物学》我珍藏多年,是时候送你了。组织委员:吃西瓜必须吃到看不到红色,不能有剩饭剩菜,违者绕体育场慢跑3圈。然而每到夏天吃西瓜、吃饭后,我总要在体育场跑个十来圈。学霸:看来你父母的真正目的是想将你培养成一名体育健儿。饭后适当运动有利于身心健康,这家规“深藏功与名”啊!
NO.1 the most incredible family rules large inventory of a class length: Whenever at home, touch ceramic bowl scoop spoon can not make a sound. This skill I after years of hard training, finally superb. Later, my father made a new home rule - home visitors, fart can not make a sound. Pa Pa: This “human biology” I collect for many years, it is time to send you. Organization Committee: eat watermelon must eat can not see the red, can not have leftovers, offenders around the stadium jogging 3 laps. However, every summer to eat watermelon, eat, I always have to run a dozen laps in the stadium. It seems that the real purpose of your parents is to train you to be a physical athlete. Appropriate exercise after meals is conducive to physical and mental health, this regulation “deep skill and name ” ah!